Job At IIIT-B

Phew!! Finally a blog post! Seems that I was running out of ideas or for that matter had gone brain dead itself.

So here is something that came up while I was chatting with one of my friends.

int get_A_Job_At_IIIT () throw(TooUnluckyException )
{ 


    switch(current_Status ) { 

        enjoy_Maadi: 
        case ALREADY_PLACED: 

            get_Drunk(); 
            get_Flat(); 
            shift_House(); 
            enjoy_Maddi(); 
            break; 
  
  
      case COMPANY_FIRED: 
      case RESEARCH_STUDENT: 
  
          pray_God(); 
          if ( apply_Off_Campus() == true ) 
                goto enjoy_Maadi; 
          else { 
                if ( butter_Professors() == true ) 
                    goto enjoy_Maadi; 

                if ( sit_For_Placements() == true ) 
                    goto enjoy_Maadi; 
                else { 

                    try { 
                        push_Push_Button(); 
                   } 
  
                    catch ( TooUnluckyException& toulex ) { 
                            // Solution not yet known. Ask caller to handle 
                            throw; 
solution. 
                    } 
               } 
         } 
        break; 
        
   } 
  
return 0;    
  
} 

Please post your comments and bugs if any.